METABOLIC STRESS SOS

Finally Fix the Root Cause of Your Chronic Health Issues

Phase 1 Healing

Your Body is Screaming for Help. Are You Listening?

Let's cut to the chase: Your body isn't broken. It's drowning in metabolic stress, and conventional medicine is completely missing what's really happening.

You've tried everything. The supplements pile up in your cabinet. The doctor visits multiply on your calendar. Yet you still feel terrible most days.

Here's what nobody's telling you: When your body is under metabolic stress, it makes desperate choices about where to allocate limited resources. Some systems get shortchanged while others receive emergency support. The result? A cascade of seemingly unrelated symptoms that are actually all connected.

The Warning Signals You Can't Ignore

  • You're exhausted no matter how much you sleep.

  • That 4 AM wake-up jolt of adrenaline is your new normal.

  • Brain fog so thick you can barely function.

  • Digestion is a complete disaster (GERD, reflux, bloating, constipation).

  • You NEVER get sick (or you catch EVERYTHING).

  • Suddenly reactive to foods and environments that never bothered you before.

  • Mood swings making you an emotional volcano.

  • Joint pain that doctors dismiss as "normal aging".

  • Weight loss resistance despite "doing everything right".

  • Recurring infections that never fully clear.

These aren't random health problems. They're specific SOS signals your body is sending because it's drowning in metabolic stress.

And each day you treat these symptoms instead of the root cause, you're setting the stage for autoimmunity, hormone crashes, and cognitive decline.

The 7 M's: Your Roadmap to Recovery

After helping hundreds of complex cases recover their health, I've identified the critical areas that MUST be addressed simultaneously for real healing to occur:

  • Methylation – Without this working, you can't detox, repair DNA, or make brain chemicals

  • Microbiome – Your gut bacteria control everything from inflammation to mood

  • Mucosal Barrier – When this breaks down, you're leaving all your doors and windows open during a home invasion

  • Mitochondria – These are your energy factories, currently operating at 20% power

  • Membranes – Your cell, brain and gut barriers control what gets in and out

  • Minerals – Without these, NOTHING works properly

  • Metabolic Balance – The master controller of energy production

Most approaches fail because they address just one or two of these areas. That's like throwing a bucket of water on one corner of a house that's fully engulfed in flames.

Introducing: Metabolic Stress SoS

I took all my knowledge from years of complex cases and created an exact plan that allows you to hit the easy button on healing.

No more guessing. No more trial and error. Just a simple, guided healing protocol that addresses ALL 7 critical areas simultaneously

Your 12-week Transformation Includes:

  • Real Testing That Actually Matters – We identify exactly where YOUR unique stressors are occurring.

  • Comprehensive 7 M's Protocol – Targeting YOUR specific metabolic stress patterns.

  • Weekly Support Sessions –

    Direct access to our expert team when you need guidance.

  • Complete Supplement Package – All formulations needed to restore cellular function.

  • Full Education Portal – So you finally understand what's happening in your body

  • Mineral and Heavy Metal Analysis – With a complete report of your results

  • Functional Blood Chemistry Analysis – With 1:1 consultation in week 10/11

  • Complete Functional Nutrition Plan – Easy to follow - take the bad out/put the good in

What Changes When You Get This Right

When you address all 7 M's simultaneously, everything shifts. Imagine:

  • Waking up with actual energy instead of feeling like you've been hit by a truck.

  • Your brain firing on all cylinders again instead of wading through fog.

  • Digestion that works properly without pain, bloating or embarrassment.

  • An immune system that responds appropriately to threats.

  • Hormones that balance naturally without constant intervention.

  • Falling asleep easily and staying asleep through the night.

  • Joints that move without constant pain and stiffness.

  • A body that can detox properly without becoming overwhelmed.

Most importantly, imagine breaking free from the cycle of chronic illness that's kept you searching for answers for years.

The Cost of Doing Nothing

Let's be real about what happens if you continue down your current path.

Those symptoms you're experiencing? They're not just inconvenient – they're warning signs that critical systems in your body are failing. And they don't get better on their own.

Every day you spend chasing symptoms is another day of:

Your mitochondria becoming more damaged.

Your detox pathways becoming more clogged.

Your cell membranes becoming more rigid.

Your microbiome becoming more dysfunctional.

Your mineral balance becoming more depleted.

This isn't just about feeling bad now. It's about preventing the serious conditions these imbalances eventually trigger – autoimmunity, neurodegenerative disease, and hormonal collapse.

Is Metabolic Stress Sos Right for You?

You're a perfect fit if:

  • You're tired of being told everything looks "normal" while you feel terrible.

  • You've tried random supplements and protocols with little to no improvement.

  • You're dealing with unexplained fatigue, brain fog, digestive issues, or immune dysfunction.

  • You suspect your symptoms are connected but no one's looking at the full picture.

  • You're ready to address root causes instead of just managing symptoms.

  • You're committed to making the necessary changes to actually heal.

Real People, Real Results

When I came to this program, I had been to 8 different practitioners and was still a mess. Within 3 weeks of starting Metabolic Stress SOS, my energy started returning. By week 8, my brain fog had lifted completely, and for the first time in a decade, I could think clearly again. This program gave me my life back.

– Jennifer T

I was the person who 'never got sick' and thought that was a good thing. After learning about immune dysfunction through this program, I realized my body wasn't mounting proper responses to threats. Six months after completing the program, I actually got a fever for the first time in years – and I was THRILLED because it meant my immune system was working again!

– Michael R

Take Action Now

Your body is screaming for help. It's time to listen and respond.

Metabolic Stress SOS isn't just another program promising quick fixes. It's a complete system for addressing the root causes of your chronic health issues by restoring function to every cell, tissue, organ, and system in your body.

Spots are limited to ensure personalized attention for every participant.

INVESTMENT: $1650

Don't spend another day feeling terrible when real solutions are available. Your body knows how to heal itself – it just needs the right conditions to do so.

Questions? Schedule a clarity call here

All information is for educational purposes only. Results depend on your commitment to making changes. This program is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.

Here's How Everything Will Work...

Once you join, you'll get access to the...

Metabolic Stress SOS Program

...straight away.

This is the resource library where you can access the healing protocol and frameworks we'll be working through.

I really want to create a safe container for you to heal with confidence….

so I want to make sure you get some time with me on zoom to make sure we maximize your results.

We'll meet on calls as a group, once per week, to work through whatever is most relevant to you.

Whether that's implementing our healing plan steps, addressing symptoms that are scary and don’t make sense, or getting support to fight against the crippling fatigue, anxiety and depression that go hand in hand with mold illness and chronic infection.

Anything that has to do with your healing…Bring it to the calls.

You'll have access to these on-going calls (and the program)

for as long as you’re an active member of Metabolic Stress SOS(minimum 3 month commitment).

There's also a Functional Life Rx Community

This is where I’ll be dropping audio/texts every week, to keep the momentum moving between calls.

It’s also your space to connect, feel supported and and give me visibility into what’s happening in your healing (the more you connect, the better outcome you will achieve).

You also get free access to any workshops, Q+A’s or classes that I run while you’re an active member.

The more you implement, the more traction we'll get together.

Your health may take time to recover but you will begin feeling better in just weeks when you follow our plan!

My goal is to starve the fires burning in your body of oxygen (all the chaos and metabolic stress) so your body feels safe enough to heal and you start feeling so much better.

It’s Super Common for My Clients to Start Radically Healing and Feel So Amazing They Want to Stop There.

This is a giant mistake and I’ll tell you why….

Health is not the absence of symptoms. You should be thankful for those symptoms because they pointed out to you that there are some major cracks in your foundational health.

Your symptoms are just surface level. And healing for mole takes a lot more than just taking a couple binders and sitting in a sauna.

As insidious as mold is, it is far reaching and will decimate your house while you can’t even feel it.

So I want to be sure you have at least 1hr/week to dedicate this over the next 3 months. (1-2hours towards implementing, not consuming what’s in the Member Portal and

filling out worksheets).

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